Catch you later Harpo

Oprah

many celebrities showed up to say thanks/goodbye at her double, 2nd to last, episode.

all sorts of glitz showed to say gush gush to the rich woman

"Oprah Winfrey, because of you women everywhere have graduated to a new level of understanding of who we are, of what we are and, most of all, who we can be," Beyoncé said. Chicago AP


yeah except normal women.  Beyonce, Madonna, enter fan of stars (paycheck anyone)

you're not horrible Oprah, but you are not realistic, you are grandeur of american wealth that all the midwest ladies pine for and keep miniature models of close to their hearts and clitorides

Oprah, if you see this, I could use a new car, or maybe a vacation to some exotic place like NYC or even Portland, or even a chance to 'make my dreams come true'

sometimes not sure if I'm cutthroat enough for the amassing of uselessness

thank the sun for music
thank my ears
will sing in my death
and escape the earth
also to remain


-Lahmadaj

Glenn's a dick

never really listen to this guy
when i do all i can think is: limp slimy dick with the most noticeable characteristic being the cluster of genital warts pulsating from its craggled tip

he reminds me of those uptight kids in gym class that wanted to be friends with the 'cooler' stronger dudes, but were too egomaniacal to make it work. Maniacs about their lame ideas and uninspired false gusto

he yells out loud and acts like a bad math teacher trying to drive home the importance of protracting to the ears of booger pickers and pubescent rages

he gets so 'intense' but merely sounds like a bitch: screechy little boy complaining about his lunch and disappointment in the new class president
his cohorts spit back modulated a half step up, thin and overly convinced as to make it sound false
their hearts turning black

he believes in jesus, i think
but not the real one, the King James Version- rich white boys

he is a media whore
lining his fat ass with stupid americans' money
people from my home state
too bored and tired to turn off the TV
too afraid to see past their own phenotypes
that they'll listen to this blow fish fart out of his mouth

he's told me to 'mark my words'
so i did
in the annuls of self-entrapping power hungry loud but deflated pushy conservative bigots

don't you realize Glenn Glenn
it's in your eyes
you are false
it is easy to see
you are not strong
you are tired and weak
you get charged to make a desperate attempt
but your heart is taking the heat
beat after beat
until you choke it with your high call for uptightness throughout the world

keep those cheeks squeezed
if that much shit comes out your mouth
who knows what's lower down the track


-Lahmadaj

Glenn Beck

oh beck beck peck peck
too bad you're not Beck

then you'd be beautiful music

low low man sam
bring your finger higher

wish you'd evaporate

barely hear you speak
though on occasion it invades

wasting your breath

keep on shouting slogans
it will not save your heart

one day to stop and burn itself useless

in line of seeing
appearing like dumb HS peer

your mind flounder

go on and take the bait
convinced yourself again

to hate things

oh beck beck fleck fleck
twist off your head

then you'd be a martyr


-Lahmadaj